When I open my computer it says – prove your humanity.
To which I want to reply- prove your computery.
Often it says I answered the math question incorrectly.
I don’t know how? It looked correct to me- 9+5 =14- it just does.
I don’t think well in my glasses, so I put my contacts
in first thing in the morning. Sometimes my contacts feel
like they don’t belong in my eyes- but hey- what can I say-
they don’t ask me to prove my humanity.